Entries are closed for the
Bits & Bytes Farm
Photo Caption CONTEST.

The winning caption entrant will receive a full set of Bits & Bytes Farm greeting cards either the variety pack or the horse of their choice. BTW - Lord Sexton (that's his ears) can't believe the rider stayed on!

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AND the winner is . . . #12 sent in by Kari DeBroskey of Tampa, FL. Congratulations Kari. You win a set of Bits & Bytes Farm note cards.

1. "How to eliminate the competition" by Harry Trotter
   Okay...now if I point my ears in the right direction and concentrate really hard...I can put a hex on every horse that approaches that jump. Harry Potter eat you heart out! You humans ain't got nothin' on us equines :)
2. Snacktime ....
3. eject! eject!
4. Stupid humans; they just THINK they are in control.
5. Oh my god, what a cute little grasshopper..
6. Ariat, the half-chaps that take a lick and keep on sticking.
7. The new anti-skid braking shoes - free 30 day trial.
8. "Look at the a** on that horse!"
9. NOPE!!!
10. The End.
11. "What part of "NO" don't you understand?"
12. The annual competition to find out which horse can get the closest to a jump without going over.
    " Aw man, he has the trophy in the feedbag!"
13. "I had NO IDEA her butt was that big!!! " - LORD SEXTON
14. "I didn't know that stopping was an option." - Lord Sexton
15. "Watch out for that jump!"
16. The sign said, "Straight ahead Baghdad".
17. "All volunteers for the 101st Calvary will jump this fence!"
18. Just keeping my nose to the grindstone...
19. "Just checking to see if the grass really is greener on the other side."
20. "Rookie! "-- Lord Sexton
21. This week on Fox, "Horses Strike Back."
22. "Wow, this'll win me a bundle on 'America's Funniest Videos.'"
23. "My plan for horses to take over the world has begun." (maniacal whinny) -- Lord Sexton
24. "Not so tough now are you, Wiiiiilbur?" -- Lord Sexton
25. "Wait! I think someone dropped a carrot!"
26. "I said GO, not whoa!"